There is a disturbingly high chance that I want to be your friend. Especially if you're looking for a comedy writing partner, personal essays about gender/relationships/ technology, or want to publish a later-in-life coming of age novel. Also if you're really into UnReal but don't want to admit it and kind of hate yourself for it, I'm here for you.

Or, if you don't really wanna talk but just kinda wanna connect, I'LL email YOU! tinyletter.com/emjsmith

You can email me at emily dot j dot smith at gmail dot com or find me on Twitter @emjsmith.